December 2011
“To make it up to Mitt Romney, you’ve got to put up the wrong picture for every other candidate. Maybe for Rick Perry, you go with George Bush as played by Josh Brolin. Ron Paul? Maybe a dried apple doll. Gingrich? A Bob’s Big Boy. Michele Bachmann? A startled lemur. Rick Santorum? Let’s say a vanilla ice cream cone that hates gay people.”
—STEPHEN COLBERT, in re: this, on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
"Japan Admits Tsunami Funds Used to Defend Whaling Fleet" →
motherjones.com
Gahhhh.
Instead of protect the country’s citizens? That’s shameful.
Japanese government sucks. I am sad. Very sad. Depressed everyday.
“Republicans made that deal to limit filibustering by democrats, but they reneged on the deal when it started applying to them.
And this is why we can’t have nice things.” —Rachel Maddow (via tartansocks)
And this is why we can’t have nice things.” —Rachel Maddow (via tartansocks)
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Perhaps if we all bought one bottle, then all the free ones you get would be sufficient to accomplish an overdose…
“There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.”
—Commander William Adama, Battlestar Galactica (2004)
